Great Pickup Lines

Love at first sight doesn’t usually apply to books but it can when you showoff an eye-catching first sentence. If you got it flaunt it, right? ūüėȬ†For your reading pleasure, a¬†playlist of books with first sentences that say, “Pick me up and read me!” Enjoy!

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Avon, a rather small snail, read a book every day.

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The airport security guard is not amused when I drop my pants in front of her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to              completely suck.

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The best day of my life happened when I was five and almost died at Disney World.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Not every thirteen-year-old girl is accused of murder, brought to trial, and found guilty.

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There was a town, and there was a librarian, and there was a fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Of all the kids in the seventh grade at Camillo Junior High, there was one kid that Mrs. Baker hated with heat whiter than the sun.

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School was finally out and I was standing on a picnic table in our backyard getting ready for a great summer vacation when my mother walked up to me and ruined it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sophie had waited all her life to be kidnapped.

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There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On the morning I was scheduled to die, a large barefoot man with a bushy red beard waddled past my house.

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The end began with a plane crash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I began at Dunkin’ Donuts.

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They say death aims only once and never misses, but I doubt Ty Yorkshire thought it would strike with a scrubbing brush.

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